{"product_id":"rifle-clock","title":"Rifle Clock","description":"\u003ch4 class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePlease note: this alarm clock doesn't actually fire anything, even though it may look that way in the videos. It's completely safe — it just plays a loud, realistic gunshot sound to wake you up\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWake Up Like A Gangster\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIntroducing the \u003cstrong\u003eRifle Clock™\u003c\/strong\u003e—built for people who sleep straight through a normal alarm. Rather than a gentle beep, it jolts you awake with bold, action-style sound effects you can't ignore. The realistic rifle design gives it a rugged, standout look on any nightstand, and it doubles as a great conversation starter even when it's silent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuilt for Heavy Sleepers\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSay goodbye to sleeping through your alarm or mashing snooze all morning. \u003cstrong\u003eRifleClock\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e™\u003c\/strong\u003e is designed to get heavy sleepers up and moving on time. It features an easy-to-read bright LED display and straightforward controls, so setting your alarm takes seconds. Whether it's for work, school, or an early start, Rifle Clock has you covered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Perfect Gift\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eNeed a gift that's equal parts hilarious and practical? Rifle Clock™ is perfect for the chronic oversleeper or anyone who appreciates a bold, unusual gadget. Between its striking look and attention-grabbing alarm, it's a gift that actually gets used. If oversleeping is a daily struggle, it's time to wake up with \u003cstrong\u003eRifle Clock™.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhy Is This Available for Pre-Order?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThis alarm clock is currently available for pre-order while we finish the first production run. Placing a pre-order locks in your unit before it's available to everyone else. Orders ship in the order they're received, and you'll get email updates as production and shipping move forward. Get ready — your new favorite nightstand piece is on the way.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"LifetimeProds","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48981895544971,"sku":null,"price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0616\/3012\/0075\/files\/hf_20260824_155208_fe654fe5-933a-4033-be1f-de581bf9def3.png?v=1787586811","url":"https:\/\/lifetimeprods.com\/products\/rifle-clock","provider":"LifetimeProds","version":"1.0","type":"link"}